My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
Martin: Oh hi! You all right?
Me: Yeah good, you?
Martin: Yeah good!
Martin: good yeah
Martin: (trailing off) great.
this video was a ride from start to finish
This officially the best video i have ever seen
I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE
I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again