abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

minnelli:

Me: Hiya!
Martin: Oh hi! You all right?
Me: Yeah good, you?
Martin: Yeah good!
Me: good!
Martin: yeah!
Me: great!
Martin: good yeah
Me: mhmm
Martin: (trailing off) great.

weakhoe:

gr4ceffa:

this video was a ride from start to finish

This officially the best video i have ever seen

arinjaeger:

RT pets + RT employees in this week’s recap!

khubleesi:

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again

"Can you re-enact your reaction to being cast in a Marvel movie?" [x]

vinegod:

Ok I’m just gonna do this all the time by Joe Santagato

coolscar:

god gives me a second chance

gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already